How to Create a professional looking Website

Posted November 30th, 2009

How to Create a professional looking Website
Over the past series of articles we looked into the importance of taking our presence on the Internet very seriously, especially if we own a business that we want to brand and expand, and within this context, especially when it comes to create a professional looking Website.
How to Create [...]

Today’s Joke

Posted November 30th, 2009

An Unusual Ailment

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The
man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can’t
believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his wang and
wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can’t believe
that such a rude person exists. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes
yet again. He takes his wang out and wipes the tip off.
The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says,
“Three times you’ve sneezed, and three times you’ve removed your penis
from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are
you?”
The man replies, “I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma’am. I have a
very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.” The
woman then says, “Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?” The
man looks at her and says, “Pepper.”

Today’s Story

Posted November 30th, 2009

Norreen did a “Self-Judi” when meeting a business partner of
her husband. She was asked if she came from a large family.
“I said, no, the men are only about six feet tall and pretty thin.”

Today’s Poem

Posted November 30th, 2009

There lived in French Louisiana
A quaint and deceived old duenna
Who naively thought
That a penis was wrought
To be et like a thick ripe banana.

Today’s Quote

Posted November 30th, 2009

“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be
watching television by candlelight.”

George Gobal.

Yoga: Enhance your Business Acumen

Posted November 29th, 2009

Yoga for Business People: Enhance your Business Acumen

While the neuro-surgeon himself swears by the mantra which he recites every morning, believing it is instrumental in making divine energy flow through him, he feels that the beneficial effects of yoga on all professionals, particularly businessmen, have hardly been talked about.
Yoga or meditation is very beneficial to [...]

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Posted November 29th, 2009

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Yoga: Mind-Body Connection

Posted November 28th, 2009

Yoga for Business People: Mind-Body Connection

Yoga, meditation, and other Eastern-born exercises are finding a growing audience among harried business people craving inner calm.
Classes are offered at health clubs, company fitness centers, corporate retreats and spas.
Ideas that once were left-of-center are finding greater acceptance with the public support. Mind-body executive fitness is a hot topic right [...]

Today’s Story

Posted November 28th, 2009

As senior citizens, my wife and I support each others memory,

or lack of it. One night while sitting at the kitchen table

we were chatting about garden chores. It remended me of something

I had to get from the garage. When I got to the door, my mind

went blank. I returned to the table a asked my wife what it

was I was going to get. She looked up at me with a curious

stare and asked, “Just who in the hell are you?”

Sent by E. R S

Today’s Poem

Posted November 28th, 2009

All those Monica limericks are lame,
But I guess we have Clinton to blame.
Had he fucked just his wife,
For once in his life,
Or at least missed the dress when he came.